The Accidental Golfer

Ben: I'm going golfing tomorrow at 3pm.

Me: WHAT?!?! YOU'RE GOING GOLFING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON ON A TUESDAY?! YOU WORK DAY & NIGHT & ADAM & I NEVER EVER EVER SEE YOU AND YOU HAVE A FREE AFTERNOON AND YOU'RE USING IT TO GOLF?! YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE GOLFING, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. WHO, PRAY TELL, ARE YOU GOING GOLFING WITH?!

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Ben: The program director.

Me: {Silent Pause} So, golfing tomorrow you say? Lovely. Have fun Darling!